Chaos Kin - An evil being whose strange power may even surpass that of the gods. It is mindless, only possessing the desire to cause disorder and disaster. Long sealed in the Lunar Sanctum, the Chaos Kin is suddenly free to spread anarchy.
Chariot Master - Master of the Lightning Chariot. Long ago, he fought in wars of the gods. His body may be ruined, but by walking the soldier’s path in death, the master’s soul still burns. He fights Pit to determine if the angel is worthy of the chariot.
Lightning Chariot - One of the Chariot Master’s most prized possessions, the Lightning Chariot blazes through the heavens at the slightest pull of its unicorns’ reins. Its extreme speed is matched only by the destructive shots fired from the unicorns’ horns.
I’m almost surprised they didn’t dedicate a separate card to Phos and Lux, the two unicorns that pull this thing. They aren’t even proper unicorns, those aren’t horns, they are big clumps of quartz-like crystal.
Pit’s Body - The Chaos Kin takes advantage of Pit’s weakened state after his battle with the Aurum to seal his soul in a ring. Without a spirit to guide it, Pit’s body is at the whim of the Chaos Kin, mindlessly rampaging for three years.
I wonder if this should really be labeled under Palutena’s Army, given that Pit’s soulless body is pretty much under the command of the Chaos faction until you take him down and put his soul back.
Oh, uh, spoiler alert there. Also your last chance for a Tolkien pun.
Dog - A stray dog roaming the city. Clever and affectionate, the dog had many human friends, each one giving him a different name. The Ring of Chaos passes from a girl to the dog before finally ending up in Magnus’s hands.
Man’s- er, angel’s- er, disembodied soul trapped in jewelry’s best friend.
Girl - A young girl who lives in a city under attack by Palutena’s army. She inadvertently helps Pit when she puts on the Ring of Chaos—an act that helps Pit rediscover his real body and bring salvation to the city.
Ladies and gentlemen, the true heroine of Kid Icarus: Uprising. And she’s sooooo adorable!
Ring of Chaos - The Chaos Kin uses the Ring of Chaos to capture Pit’s soul. But while the cursed runes on its surface prevent Pit’s escape, he is able to use sheer willpower to gain control of anyone who wears the ring.
Insert J. R. R. Tolkien reference here.
Aurum Pyrrhon - After Pyrrhon tries to take over the Aurum Brain and control its vast army, the Aurum Brain wins the battle of minds and absorbs him, destroying his free will and using him as another weapon in its arsenal.
Resistance is futile, even for a sun god.
Aurum Brain - The central cortex controlling the entire Aurum legion. The Aurum Brain has no will of its own, only living to give an endless stream of orders to the forces acting as its swords and shields in the fight to protect the Aurum.
Aurum Generator - The fearsome energy source of the Aurum Hive. This reactor is capable of outputting power for nearly an eternity. It’s so well secured that no intruder ever reached it, until Pit’s assault on the Aurum.
I finally figured out what this thing reminds me of: Playskool Busy Beads
